Andi has had a few observations this past week....
- "I have tiny boobies," Andi said to Dave as he walked around the bedroom with his PJ bottoms on, grabbing clothes for work, "And you have big boobies. Like a monkey."
- Andi pee'd her pants three times one afternoon after I got her a rare treat -- a slushy from the gas station. The first time I wiped up the mess and said nothing. The second time I reminded her to listen to her body and go potty when it tells her it needs to potty. The third time I was mad and told her to go clean herself up and I left her in the bathroom.
......She came down five minutes later with a pantyliner in her underwear. I guess she hoped it would absorb any future accidents.
- Andi sat with me as I got dressed and of course verbalized her observations, "Your boobies are too short." I asked her if she meant they were too small. "Yes. They are. And cover that up," she said as she poked me on my stretch marked belly.
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