Leave her alone!
Put her down!
Dave, are you on your way home, yet?
Oh my gosh. I'm losing my mind. ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Sit in your seat and buckle your seatbelt. NOW!
Okay. That's it.
Use your inside voices.
SHHHH!!! Andi is sleeping and if you wake her up I am going to be very angry.
Put Mocha out before she pees on the floor again!
That is ENOUGH TV. I swear. I'm going to throw that thing out.
No. It is not snack time. You just ate.
Andi, get down! Stop climbing that.
What did she put in her mouth? Tell me now!
You have til 5! 1.. 2... 3... 4... 5!
Fine. Whatever. sigh.....