Leave her alone!
Put her down!
Dave, are you on your way home, yet?
Oh my gosh. I'm losing my mind. ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Sit in your seat and buckle your seatbelt. NOW!
Okay. That's it.
Use your inside voices.
SHHHH!!! Andi is sleeping and if you wake her up I am going to be very angry.
Put Mocha out before she pees on the floor again!
That is ENOUGH TV. I swear. I'm going to throw that thing out.
No. It is not snack time. You just ate.
Andi, get down! Stop climbing that.
What did she put in her mouth? Tell me now!
You have til 5! 1.. 2... 3... 4... 5!
Fine. Whatever. sigh.....
Okay, so substitute "Kyra" for "Andi" and skip the one about the dog, and switch "computer" for "TV" and you have my phrases.
ReplyDeleteDon't have to alter "Dave" at all either. :-)
cool :)
ReplyDeleteSeriously, Shannon...it's scary how similar we are! I found you over at Multiples and More...I also have twins + 1! My son is 3 and my twin girls are a year old. Life is crazy, as I know you know! This post made me laugh out loud...I'm so glad I found you - I can relate to everything you "say"!
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