Caged Children

I can't think.  My head is pounding, my throat is raw, I have the chills...and seven articles are due.  Tonight, I just can't write...  Take it away Robert and P.J.

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. P.J. O'Rourke

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.  Robert Orben

Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected. Robert Orben

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby. Unknown